• Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
  • snorlaxatives:

    99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

    Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
    ― (via fordgirlsarebest)
    Confession

    redneckbeaut:

    I’d rather live in a small house with a big yard than a big house with a small yard.

    blessyourprettylittleheart:

    I want a white farm house, with a lot of land, a dirt road running up through it, and white fencing. With woods, a creek, a pond or two. Some cattle, horses, and a good dog.

    I want just a simple life.

    forever-classyx:

    Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.